Ok, just so no one gets confused, this is just a bunch of weird random interviews in an AU in which the cast of "Avatar" is "the cast of Avatar". Certain ships will be present, and don't expect any in-character moments. Enjoy!

*A scene opens up to a brightly-lit room, and your host, aka Juria, sitting behind a huge, oak desk.*

Juria: Welcome, ladies and gentalmen, I'm here with the cast of, a fantastic show, "Avatar: The Last Airbender", and I've been suckered into, I mean volunteered to do a little Q & A with each character, couples, and to dispel certain rumors, so, uh, here we go.

*Camera pans over to everyone from Azula to Iroh sitting on a long couch.*

Juria: Well, I gotta be honest, it's an honor to be doing this. Thanks for joining me, guys.

Everyone but Zuko: *Gives praises and "thank you"s*

Zuko: *Mutters* Yeah, I'd better get paid hazard pay for this.

Toph: *Punches him in the arm.* Don't be such a buzz-kill, princess.

Juria: Um, ok. My first question is for pretty much all of you, how hard is your job?

Katara: Not as hard as it looks, except in Sokka's case. *Raises eyebrows* I swear, he thinks he's Jackie Chan.

*Everyone nods in agreement.*

Sokka: Hey, just because I do all my own stunts doesn't mean I work any harder than the rest of you.

Azula: *Grins* Yeah, and you also have sex with Ty Lee, now tell me that's not a workout.

Ty Lee: *Blinks* Um, who in the hell told you about that?

Azula: Please, why do you think his dressing room door is locked most of the time? You scream like a banshee.

Ty Lee: *Crosses arms and glares at Azula.* Oh yeah, like you and Suki are any better.

Azula: Please, *wraps an arms around Suki* we're delicate and quiet about our private life.

Juria: *Jaw drops* Ok, this is big news, Azula, care to elaberate about this? I'm sure, somewhere, a Hazula fan just died, as did most Tyzula and Maizula shippers.

Azula: *Grins* And let's not forget the Zucest and Aangzula shippers.

Zuko: *Cringes* I'm trying to.

Azula: Anyways, like I said before, my private life is my own. I'm not goign to throw it into your face, but seeing as how you asked, yes, I am gay, and yes, so is Suki. In fact, most of the girls that Sokka has kissed on-screen were gay. I mean, sorry, but Yue was flaming. 

Yue: Yeah, and Sokka, sorry honey, but you can't kiss for shit.

Juria: *Raises eyebrow* Ok, and now, Yue, I gotta ask, who are you with?

Jin: *Wraps her arms around Yue's neck.* Like you people had to guess?

90% of the avatards: *Jaw drops and die.*

Juria: *Sighs* Ok, next question, who is most like their on-screen character?

Aang: I'd have to say either Iroh, or Ty Lee.

Sokka: *Sing-songs while grinning at Ty Lee.* Only in public.

Katara: *Shudders and holds Aang* My brother is such a perv.

Iroh: Even I'm not going to touch that one.

Juria: Well, um, we're gonna take a quick break, while security trys to break up the in-coming fight between Ty Lee and Azula, and when we come back, we'll hear more. *Hides under desk* Hopefully.

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